you broke your back you left your scratch then you...
It’s said it takes seven years to grow completely new skin cells. To think,...– Brett Elizabeth Jenkins
okay fuck that plan, i’m gonna go watch “don’t touch me if you ain’t prayed 2” and hope that my doctor calls me back and says “why yes lauren, you are the ideal patient for this sleep medication as you have been awake for nearly four days! i’m so sorry that i haven’t called you back, but subway has that $5 footlong deal going on still and who knows...
i can’t seem to wake up or fall asleep, so i’m going to go to the liquor store to get boxes for moving… and well, for liquor. progress.
I’m pretty sure YOLO is carpe diem for stupid people.- Jack Black
It’s not always easy to distinguish between existentialism and a bad mood.– Matthew Stover
In my dreams the world would come alive, becoming so captivatingly majestic,...– Vladimir Nabokov
what a fun, sexy time for you.
A woman comes to my house once a week she’s...