August 2011
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“when you’re dead, it must be nice to finish”
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if i press my breasts together, and arch my back just so… i can ask for pretty things, and they will not say no
July 2011
aaaand the award for biggest 25 year old man child ever goes to my brother.
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“I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will...”
– (via vennligst)
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“i’m so sick and tired trying to change your mind when it’s so easy...”
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oh dear god. my brother is a 25 year old child. my parents go out of town, and no less than 24 hours later i come and see that all the furniture in the house has been pushed towards the wall, and there are 4 of his nearest and dearest friends in batman/blink 182/various other novelty t-shirt selections… eating pot brownies and playing xbox. and they are SO LOUD.
i think i got old. or...
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